L. A. Guettler
Best Author Ever
Coming Soon!
The Bone Clock is an experimental gothic horror novel that includes everything but the story. I've never written anything like this before, and I'm excited to be inching closer to sharing it with everyone. As a special sneak preview, check out the amazing map created by Fernando Salvaterra.
Latest Release
Vacation on Planet Glor
(2023)
You’re a small-town nerd on your first off-world vacation. You’ve got a detailed itinerary, a pocket full of credits, a lust for adventure . . . and no idea what you’re doing.
Don’t let that stop you.
Each path you choose determines what you'll experience in the massive Lhaorn market and beyond. Will you meet a grisly fate in the jungle? Marry the love of your life? Witness a cavalcade of twerking cosplayers in wet t-shirts? The choice is yours.
No pressure.
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About Vacation on Planet Glor
This was such a fun experience. Not only was the overall story compelling, but the choices were fun, often funny, and, more often than a budget conscious traveller might hope, dangerous.
Praise & Reviews
About Red Darkling
Do you enjoy heroes who are rude, crude, and socially unacceptable? So do I! Red Darkling has a heart of ... latinum or something. But she's fun to watch in action. Add her pal Woodman and a broken cat named Bonk and the adventure is just beginning. Must read.
About Bonkpocalypse
I haven't had this much fun with a book since explosives training. The multiple entendres, pointed acronyms, and general wordplay are as joyful as they are smart. Tired of SF that looks down from its lofty infodumping to tsk about The Human Condition? Then Bonkpocalypse is definitely for you.